Real Estate agents have a lot of ways in which they convince people to buy a property. We take a comical look at what real estate agents could be referring to when they use certain keywords to describe a property.
Cozy: Means that the home is so small that a single person can take a tour of the place in 2mins. If you’re looking to live in a small crammed space, then this is the home for you.
Charming: there’s probably a lot of work to be done before you eventually see how charming the home is.
Great Potential for Renovation: you may be able to repair it but it would be better if you tear it down and rebuild.
Great Investment Opportunity: you wouldn’t want to live there.
Quiet Established Neighborhood: it is quiet because all the other homes on the block are abandoned.
Gated Community: all your neighbors will be nosy and intrusive.
Schedule Appointment for Showing: the place is definitely haunted!
Needs a Little TLC: it needs about $45,000 dollars or more in renovations and repairs.
Won’t Last Long at This Price: the price is so low it will compel you to see it and you won’t have a choice because it’s in your budget.
Close To Schools: get a good set of ear plugs and learn how to drive slowly
Walk to Shopping: you can wear your pajamas to go shopping.
Loaded With Potential: loaded with problems the seller didn’t want to tackle.
Cute: they couldn’t think of any other possible way to describe it.
For Sale By Owner: you better come with your Agent or a Lawyer to negotiate.
Sold As Is: don’t even think about asking for any repairs.
No Disclosures: you are going to have to find out all the problems with the home on your own.
Spacious: means it’s the only good thing they could say about it.
Tenants Already In Place: means you’re going to have to kick them out if you want to live in the home.
All Systems in Place: means everything works but you’ll have to pay for it in the sales price.
Real Estate agents have a lot of ways in which they convince people to buy a property. We take a comical look at what real estate agents could be referring to when they use certain keywords to describe a property.
Cozy: Means that the home is so small that a single person can take a tour of the place in 2mins. If you’re looking to live in a small crammed space, then this is the home for you.
Charming: there’s probably a lot of work to be done before you eventually see how charming the home is.
Great Potential for Renovation: you may be able to repair it but it would be better if you tear it down and rebuild.
Great Investment Opportunity: you wouldn’t want to live there.
Quiet Established Neighborhood: it is quiet because all the other homes on the block are abandoned.
Gated Community: all your neighbors will be nosy and intrusive.
Schedule Appointment for Showing: the place is definitely haunted!
Needs a Little TLC: it needs about $45,000 dollars or more in renovations and repairs.
Won’t Last Long at This Price: the price is so low it will compel you to see it and you won’t have a choice because it’s in your budget.
Close To Schools: get a good set of ear plugs and learn how to drive slowly
Walk to Shopping: you can wear your pajamas to go shopping.
Loaded With Potential: loaded with problems the seller didn’t want to tackle.
Cute: they couldn’t think of any other possible way to describe it.
For Sale By Owner: you better come with your Agent or a Lawyer to negotiate.
Sold As Is: don’t even think about asking for any repairs.
No Disclosures: you are going to have to find out all the problems with the home on your own.
Spacious: means it’s the only good thing they could say about it.
Tenants Already In Place: means you’re going to have to kick them out if you want to live in the home.
All Systems in Place: means everything works but you’ll have to pay for it in the sales price.
This One Won’t Last, Hurry: means I need offers to impress my seller because I’m not sure if I can sell the house or not?
Gorgeous Water Views: means you’re literally soaking in it.
These are just a few comical ways to interpret what your real estate agent means when showing you a property. These are in no way factual and should not alter your decision when choosing a property.
This One Won’t Last, Hurry: means I need offers to impress my seller because I’m not sure if I can sell the house or not?
Gorgeous Water Views: means you’re literally soaking in it.
These are just a few comical ways to interpret what your real estate agent means when showing you a property. These are in no way factual and should not alter your decision when choosing a property.