A Comical Use Of Real Estate Terms!

Aug / 18 / 2017

Real Estate agents have a lot of ways in which they convince people to buy a property. We take a comical look at what real estate agents could be referring to when they use certain keywords to describe a property.

Cozy: Means that the home is so small that a single person can take a tour of the place in 2mins. If you’re looking to live in a small crammed space, then this is the home for you.

Charming: there’s probably a lot of work to be done before you eventually see how charming the home is.

Great Potential for Renovation: you may be able to repair it but it would be better if you tear it down and rebuild.


Great Investment Opportunity: you wouldn’t want to live there.


Quiet Established Neighborhood: it is quiet because all the other homes on the block are abandoned.


Gated Community: all your neighbors will be nosy and intrusive.


Schedule Appointment for Showing: the place is definitely haunted!


Needs a Little TLC: it needs about $45,000 dollars or more in renovations and repairs.


Won’t Last Long at This Price: the price is so low it will compel you to see it and you won’t have a choice because it’s in your budget.


Close To Schools: get a good set of ear plugs and learn how to drive slowly


Walk to Shopping: you can wear your pajamas to go shopping.


Loaded With Potential: loaded with problems the seller didn’t want to tackle.


Cute: they couldn’t think of any other possible way to describe it.


For Sale By Owner: you better come with your Agent or a Lawyer to negotiate.


Sold As Is: don’t even think about asking for any repairs.


No Disclosures: you are going to have to find out all the problems with the home on your own.


Spacious: means it’s the only good thing they could say about it.


Tenants Already In Place: means you’re going to have to kick them out if you want to live in the home.


All Systems in Place: means everything works but you’ll have to pay for it in the sales price.

Real Estate agents have a lot of ways in which they convince people to buy a property. We take a comical look at what real estate agents could be referring to when they use certain keywords to describe a property.

Cozy: Means that the home is so small that a single person can take a tour of the place in 2mins. If you’re looking to live in a small crammed space, then this is the home for you.

Charming: there’s probably a lot of work to be done before you eventually see how charming the home is.

Great Potential for Renovation: you may be able to repair it but it would be better if you tear it down and rebuild.


Great Investment Opportunity: you wouldn’t want to live there.


Quiet Established Neighborhood: it is quiet because all the other homes on the block are abandoned.


Gated Community: all your neighbors will be nosy and intrusive.


Schedule Appointment for Showing: the place is definitely haunted!


Needs a Little TLC: it needs about $45,000 dollars or more in renovations and repairs.


Won’t Last Long at This Price: the price is so low it will compel you to see it and you won’t have a choice because it’s in your budget.


Close To Schools: get a good set of ear plugs and learn how to drive slowly


Walk to Shopping: you can wear your pajamas to go shopping.


Loaded With Potential: loaded with problems the seller didn’t want to tackle.


Cute: they couldn’t think of any other possible way to describe it.


For Sale By Owner: you better come with your Agent or a Lawyer to negotiate.


Sold As Is: don’t even think about asking for any repairs.


No Disclosures: you are going to have to find out all the problems with the home on your own.


Spacious: means it’s the only good thing they could say about it.


Tenants Already In Place: means you’re going to have to kick them out if you want to live in the home.


All Systems in Place: means everything works but you’ll have to pay for it in the sales price.


This One Won’t Last, Hurry: means I need offers to impress my seller because I’m not sure if I can sell the house or not?


Gorgeous Water Views: means you’re literally soaking in it.

These are just a few comical ways to interpret what your real estate agent means when showing you a property. These are in no way factual and should not alter your decision when choosing a property.

This One Won’t Last, Hurry: means I need offers to impress my seller because I’m not sure if I can sell the house or not?


Gorgeous Water Views: means you’re literally soaking in it.

These are just a few comical ways to interpret what your real estate agent means when showing you a property. These are in no way factual and should not alter your decision when choosing a property.

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